Pants On The Ground

Not that it's any of our business, it looks like Tiger Woods has checked into a Mississippi clinic for rehab. What type of rehab, you ask? Your guess is, most surely, as good as ours. It's been reported that his handlers urged him to check in, citing that the public would more easily forgive his transgressions if indeed he could attribute them to a sex addiction, rather than plain old disregard for his wife and children and, oh, the sacred covenant of marriage. In other words, do what you need to do to get back to the game before you lose another endorser and we're out of a job.