My Super Sweet 16

So your brackets aren't doing so hot, but there's still no S'cuse. No, really. There's no's Syracuse. March Madness play resumed Thursday and in keeping with recent upsets, the Syracuse Orangemen were pulped by Butler. Nobody really saw this coming, but you're no stranger to disappointment; after all, you date men.

Meanwhile, back on the ranch, West Virginia sent the Washington Huskies home. Mush. Cornell tried to continue their cerebral winning streak, this time against Kentucky, but they came up short a pocket protector or two. Kansas State went into double overtime against Xavier in a series of nail biters, before winning. All winners advance to the Elite Eight. What if all decisions were this easy? More Sweet 16 games take place Friday--and there you have your date night plans.