We're So Not In Kansas Anymore

Things got ugly this weekend. Real ugly. Kansas, the #1 overall seed, lost Saturday night to Northern Iowa -- the farm boys brought their hay game. What does this loss mean? A nationwide heart attack. This screwed up everybody's brackets. It's like Anna Wintour deciding purple the new black, and you fill your whole closet accordingly, and then it turns out black is still the new black. Oh, and your purple purchases are not refundable. It's this bad, people. Villanova lost to high-and-mighty St. Mary's and Cornell continued with revenge of nerds, this time, over Wisconsin. What gives? Well, at least we have health care.