Forget Paris

Paris Hilton, nobody extraordinaire, declared out with the term "that's hot" and in with its successor "that's huge." Let's see if we can use this in a sentence three times.



1) Donovan McNabb gets traded from the Philadelphia Eagles to the Washington Redskins, a team in their own division that they'll compete against multiple times in the season. Huge.

2) Tiger Woods gives a press conference and actually answers reporter's questions. [Insert crickets here.] Okay, so that one didn't work.

3) Butler, a no-name Indiana school whose basketball coach looks no older than six, gave Duke, a time-tested national basketball powerhouse, a devilish run for their money for the NCAA Championship. Like, really huge.

Congratulations Duke fans -- that is,  if arrogant and hackneyed basketball programs are your thing.