Money Talks, Cutie Walks

When you and your man get in a fight or disagree, a flirty wink and a pouty look usually gets you your way, but not so with the NBA owners and players. That would be awkward. Net, net, they are bringing in the Feds to settle their dispute, a federal mediator, that is. He's the same guy who was involved in the NFL disputes earlier this year. Touchdown? For Auburn University, yes. They were finally cleared today by the NCAA for allegations that their recruitment of Heisman Trophy winner, first-round draft pick, Carolina Panther QB and cutie extraordinaire, Cam Newton, involved some hefty monetary benefits and pay for play action. I mean, even if it were the case, could you blame them? Look at him.